Inevitably, after they finish their well-balanced breakfasts of Mountain Dew and popsicles, the rednecks with their redneck babies will make their way to the zoo... Tips on surviving the zoo with a toddler.
The world needs more independent vacuum cleaners
Making "I meant to do that" look cool since 1944
All of it? All of nature?
Trillions of dollars in debt to Foggy Bottom, Adventure Bay somehow manages to stay afloat despite political corruption, a complete lack of municipal services, and no plan for the future.
My dad is like my 4-Wheel-Drive; he’s either there when I’ve gone just a little too far or he’s giving me the confidence to push farther than I thought I could go.