26Mar

An Email to God Re: Slider’s Passing and Eventual Ascension into Heaven

By: Brian On: March 26, 2019 In: Serious Dad Stuff, Uncategorized Comments: 0

I believe he stuck around to really make sure I was in good hands…that the people around me (this...

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26Sep

Why Good Dads Let Their Kids Get Stuck

By: Brian On: September 26, 2016 In: Serious Dad Stuff Comments: 0

My dad is like my 4-Wheel-Drive; he’s either there when I’ve gone just a little too far or he’s...

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19May

Jake’s 3rd Year on the Planet

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

Watch how fast a year goes by for a toddler. I can assure you that it did not...

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19May

Lindsay on Ted Turner

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say, Uncategorized Comments: 0

Meanwhile, Ike Tuner is buying up half of Montana

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19May

Berni on Ted’s Montana Grill

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

That's why he was always pushing those steaks on Cheers

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19May

Berni on Walmart

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

Still no idea what this means

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22Mar
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For real though…I’ve said this

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

All toddlers have a dark side I guess

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22Mar
parenting quotes - away from your butt

At least 5 times a day

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

Seriously though...what's the deal with your butt?

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22Mar
funny parenting

Fell and hit his face on my knee. I SWEAR!

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

Most kids don't realize "10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" is a cautionary tale.

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21Mar
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Dad Sucks at the Zoo

By: Brian On: March 21, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

Inevitably, after they finish their well-balanced breakfasts of Mountain Dew and popsicles, the rednecks with their redneck babies will...

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