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19May

Jake’s 3rd Year on the Planet

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

Watch how fast a year goes by for a toddler. I can assure you that it did not...

22Mar

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

Most kids don't realize "10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" is a cautionary tale.

21Mar

By: Brian On: March 21, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

Inevitably, after they finish their well-balanced breakfasts of Mountain Dew and popsicles, the rednecks with their redneck babies will...

01Mar

By: Brian On: March 01, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At..., Potty Training Comments: 0

I immediately identify them as The Crocs of Shame and can only imagine what carnage took place...

29Feb

By: Brian On: February 29, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At..., Potty Training Comments: 0

Potty training day 3 - I am instructed by Lindsay to go out and get lunch and for...

28Feb

By: Brian On: February 28, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At..., Potty Training Comments: 0

Potty training mistakes, Day 2. It has become apparent that our child is addicted to M&Ms and we’re...

25Feb

By: Brian On: February 25, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

7:15 – 8:01 After a rousing opening ceremony that included the symbolic “Tossing of the Diapers,” a reading of...