19May

Berni on Ted’s Montana Grill

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

That's why he was always pushing those steaks on Cheers

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19May

Berni on Walmart

By: Brian On: May 19, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

Still no idea what this means

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22Mar
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For real though…I’ve said this

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

All toddlers have a dark side I guess

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22Mar
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At least 5 times a day

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

Seriously though...what's the deal with your butt?

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22Mar
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Fell and hit his face on my knee. I SWEAR!

By: Brian On: March 22, 2016 In: Things We Say to Toddlers Comments: 0

Most kids don't realize "10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" is a cautionary tale.

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21Mar
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Dad Sucks at the Zoo

By: Brian On: March 21, 2016 In: Dad Sucks At... Comments: 0

Inevitably, after they finish their well-balanced breakfasts of Mountain Dew and popsicles, the rednecks with their redneck babies will...

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16Mar

The Tree House and the Bookcase

By: Brian On: March 16, 2016 In: Serious Dad Stuff Comments: 0

(Originally Published – March 14, 2013) 25 years after my dad and I built a tree house, we built...

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15Mar
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Berni on Cleaning

By: Brian On: March 15, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

The world needs more independent vacuum cleaners

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14Mar

Berni on Serendipitous Wardrobe Malfunctions

By: Brian On: March 14, 2016 In: Things My In-Laws Say Comments: 0

Making "I meant to do that" look cool since 1944

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02Mar
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Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood – Episodes That Should Exist

By: Brian On: March 02, 2016 In: Toddler TV Comments: 0

A plea on behalf of dads everywhere for some episodes of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood that will actually help.

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